Thursday, December 31, 2009

Olding Family Moments Episode One

"Justice for Gingers" c/o boxing day 2009. Featuring Allysa... SINGING. With a family of oldings who resent her.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

David Hoffos

Oh man David Hoffos is incredible. Saw him at the art gallery with my buddy bridget and it was incredible. his work is like.. half diorama and half hologram optical trickery and he really accomplishes getting you into the installment. i love well done big installment art its like being somewhere else completely.

trying to find some of his work.

www.davidhoffos.com you can see videos and stills
so excellent.

some more ZLAD!

you may (not) remember me posting ZLAD! Elektronik Supersonik. Turns out this was indeed a sketch by Australian comedian Santro Cilauro.
Just for the spirit of christmas here is Zladko Vladcik: the anti-pope



merry christmas bitches

the worlds easiest shortbread cookies

I've baked 6 batches of these since christmas began.
Many dozens have been eaten by me.
I enjoyed several of those dozens all to myself.
avoid these cookies if you dont like being fat.

What you might need:
An Oven (Pre-heated to 375 degrees)
1.5 cups of flour
0.5 cups of icing sugar
1 cup of REAL DEAL butter (it wont work with margarine, so dont bother trying)
a large bowl

mix everything up in a bowl untill its fairly consistent looking. You dont wanna work these cookies too much or they turn out nasty. If you're planning to make your shortbread cookies colourful, now would be the time to add some food colouring (we made ours blue, green, pink and purple). Now you get to make them into wonderful christmas shapes. If your classic(neon colours + sprinkles + chocolate chips), you can make reindeer (smarties + chocolate chips + pretzels) or you can make penises. Those are always a hit. I mean its fun to get a box full of cockies, right vannary? amy?
yes.

bake them for about 12 minutes give or take. When the bottoms turn golden you should take them out.
let them cool and add any decorations you want. Shortbread is awesome because you can make it look like ANYTHING :)

im off to buy some cheap ass champagne for my highschool friends to drink with me :)
I will post my christmas playlist later

enjoy the cookies.

Friday, December 18, 2009

bill and ted

bill and ted Pictures, Images and Photos

Nothing is bodacious as what we just saw...

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Elektronik Supersonik by Zlad



hey baby wake up from your asleep!

All systems gone! Prepare for down count! 5, 4, 3, 1!

EverythingYouNeededToKnow

How to get laid for boys and girls...

Boys... Make Women Find you Attractive! (or lesbians i guess)

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

waynesworldsnowday


Watching Wayne's World:



I am here to declare...


'Cassandra Wong' is My Hero
1. Her style is rediculously awesome. First of all she's got perfect hair. Rediculously amazing. Second - high waisted black skinny jeans and lace tops. Third - the purses, the shoes oh my!
2. She's kick ass: she left her job cause her boss got a hard on and is trying to bang her.
3. She's super fucking talented (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O52pmTrkUPc)
4. Her character is interesting and smarter than the male protagonists (am i infusing this movie with feminist values? yes.)
i may/not have a job, i dedicate all my future dollars to generally becoming Cassandra Wong.

a magical surprise.

Last year around this time, a friend named Andrew came unto my home with gifts of marijuana, britney spears and diplo/santogold dj work. Young and impressionable, I put the diplo/santogold remix CD on my ipod. It's what started my Santo/Santigold obsession, my Diplo interest, and a year of being entirely burnt out, which i barely remember.

heres what i do remember. These three tracks were my favorite...
1. I'm A Lady Remix w/Amanda Blank
2. Find a Way w/Kid Cudi
3. Get it Up w/Gorilla Joe & MIA
4. Lights Out w/Panda Bear

and as a result, i found these songs...

1. Might Like You Better - Amanda Blank
I Need Love - Amanda Blank w/Santigold
2. Cudder's Back - Kid Cudi w/Vampire Weekend
3. Hood Ni**a - Gorilla Joe
4. Comfy in Nautica - Panda Bear
Bros - Panda Bear

so yeah. Mashups are sick.

Monday, December 14, 2009

a blog!









things i love episode 1



1. Coffee









2. Snow



















3. Berets
























4. Candles



none of these pictures are mine.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Amy

I made this so i could comment on your blog.
kthnxbye.